| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
MrDomer.dynmc.ru
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9732 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 378844 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 224 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5471 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3114 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?
But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?
Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7519 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7726 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 299 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.
And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4562 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7783 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4240 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5126 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6301 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 206 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 132 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 304 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.
So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.
so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
