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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Emeralds Found:	5030
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5728
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6062	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Crops Grown:	9003
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Vanishing Items Found:	5

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!