♦️ SimplexLand ♦️ Free OPKA Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Clans, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, PvP, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ores Mined:	6811	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3183	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

▒ ➥ Free donation

▒ ➥ Lucky Blocks

▒ ➥ Events

▒ ➥ Bosses

▒ ➥ Dupes

▒ ➥ Griefing

▒ ➥ Mini Games

▒ ➥ Parkour

▒ ➥ PvP

▒ ➥ Mobs

▒ ➥ Weddings

❗Lots of cool plugins and features! Competitions and donation distribution.

❗SimplexLand is a modern and exciting complex of Minecraft: PE gaming servers.

❗Don’t forget to link your account to the VK bot to avoid hacking. /vk

❗A global summer event is taking place on the server! All you need to do is break lucky blocks at spawn, the better the block, the greater the chance of getting a cool privilege.

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Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3698	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	586
Dragon Eggs Found:	2363	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1759	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6728
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4978	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Towns Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	4948	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8890	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Love Letters Sent:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!