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MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

aita, Angry, autism, BETRAYAL, cheese grater, cooking show, demonstration, diabetes, expensive cookware, Grumpy, Guilt, guilt trip, HOURS, Invitation, MLM, neighbors, Polite, pots and pans, PRESSURE, RAGE, saturday, Surprise, trip, unreasonable, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	7536	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Votes:	6402	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Votes:	786
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5855	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, cravings, determination, Ex-smokers, habit breaking, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, long term, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, perseverance, physical health, QuitSmoke4Years, self-care, smoke free, smp, success stories, successful quit, support system, Willpower, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

CelebVillainCraft

Celebrity, CelebVillainCraft, controversial, dark side, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceitful celebrity, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing behavior, dishonest, gossip, hidden personality, IMMORAL, negative traits, Rumors, scandal, secret behavior, Shocking.., terrible person, Unethical

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

Tubix server minecraft

Anarchy, couple, Minecraft, resolution, rules, Tubix server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	4369
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

RTYRYYTTT.aternos.me

Modern Classic Prison

activities, airdrops, B Ward, bedrock, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Ip:, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, PVP Events, Quests, Version, WarZone Mine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4009	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
How can I participate in PvP events?	You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Are there special activities for progression?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
When will guards be added to the server?	Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2342

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…

CraftyDateFails

arrogance, bad attitude, bad breath, bad manners, closed-mindedness, CraftyDateFails, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of chemistry, lack of humor, lack of hygiene, Negativity, poor communication, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn-offs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	9584	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	1570
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2