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| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4291 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3106 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
| Discord Invite | Join our Discord |
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We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1042 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?
So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4609 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8177 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Favorite Plugins | Favorite Mods |
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The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| What are the server’s main features? | The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations. |
| Is there any IP address to connect to the server? | No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address. |
| What system requirements are recommended for the server? | We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay. |
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 102 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 158 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
