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| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 291395 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
| Discord Invite | Join our Discord |
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We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?
So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| What are the server’s main features? | The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations. |
| Is there any IP address to connect to the server? | No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address. |
| What system requirements are recommended for the server? | We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay. |
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Ores Mined: | 1576 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 260 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 1932 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!
oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.
so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7822 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
