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| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.
So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1196 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
| Discord Invite | Join our Discord |
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| Visit our Instagram |
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6020 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 154 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?
So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| What are the server’s main features? | The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations. |
| Is there any IP address to connect to the server? | No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address. |
| What system requirements are recommended for the server? | We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay. |
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4651 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
