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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3073 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 202 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7242 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2764 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!