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| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6591 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6763 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 541 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 567 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 8851 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6131 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.