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| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3333 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7592 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1091 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1217 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 155 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!
join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!