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| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2604 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7484 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 231 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 782259 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2575 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 60 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5546 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7185 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!
join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.