Plunge into a world of anarchy where there are no rules. Infinite world, you can do whatever you want.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9920 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6242 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
