| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1140 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.
come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 74 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1429 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
