💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2932	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

New Minecraft Servers

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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HoHoHo Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Bat, Character, christmas, costume, dream transformation, FANTASY, flying, gift, hohoho, holiday, Magic, Minecraft, red, rouge the bat, Santa Claus, sega, smp, sonic the hedgehog, transformation, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	8584	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us and you could have the chance to be transformed into your favorite Sonic character, like Rouge the Bat! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about that Sonic speed and chaos emeralds here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Santa Claus himself, flying around on his sleigh and granting wishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll even turn you into Rouge the Bat himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and let the adventures begin!

SantaSMPBeliever

BELIEF, Childhood, christmas, discovery, Evidence, folklore, holiday, imagination, jolly, Magic, Myth, north pole, Presents, proof, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, SantaSMPBeliever, Sleigh, tradition, Wonder

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

CraftyChallenges

Challenging, complex, Confusing, CraftyChallenges, deceptive, Difficult, intricate, misleading, not a quick fix, not as easy as it seems, not as simple as it looks, not straightforward, requires attention to detail, requires effort, requires patience, requires practice, requires skill, Tricky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and riding on flying pigs to get around. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but the catch is you have to defeat a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu to get to it. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your expectations at the door!

TNT Wars: Kurd vs Turk

armed conflict, battle, border conflict, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, conflict zone, Fighting, international relations, Kurd, Kurdish forces, Kurdish-led forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Political unrest, Syria, Tension, territorial dispute, Tnt, türk, Turkish forces, Turkish-backed Syrian rebels, War, Wars

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where kurdish-led forces are battling turkish-backed syrian rebels in a wild and crazy offensive! watch as the blocks fly and the mobs fight for control of the land! build your own base and join the fight for dominance in this epic showdown of epic proportions! join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this insane battle for supremacy! let’s goooooooooooooooooooooo!

SolariCraft

anger, benefit, breeding, Cross-Play, detail, duties, Economy, Fault, follow-up, hair, Hearts, Hope, Lust, Pain, patient care, Pleasure, Practice, PvP, Reprimand, soften, SolariCraft, Survival Games, toil, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1453	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	142	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6723	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6106	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9614	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!