💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3183	Star Shards Collected:	225
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

202.181.188.45:25987

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	179	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Potions Brewed:	187
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6673
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	856	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Votes:	4817	Star Shards Collected:	155
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!