🐸Leap into Mediocrity with FROGCRAFT! Ribbit your way through an unimpressive world!🐸

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

FrogCraft

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

We are a fresh 1.21 survival server with:

🗳️	Polls for everything on the server
🌐	A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border
⚔️	Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🛡️	Claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
🗺️	Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live.

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below:

JAVA IP: play.frogcraft.live
BEDROCK IP: frogcraft.live
BEDROCK PORT: 25803
DYNMAP: http://frogcraft.live:25729/

If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well:

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server using the provided JAVA IP, BEDROCK IP, and Port.

Q: What features does the server offer? A: The server offers polls, a world border, teams, claims, and dynmap to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Do new members get any special perks? A: Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on my property? A: You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the provided link.

Pixel Princesses 1.21.3

/v/ermins, 1.21.3, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Procurement, Tourists, translated story, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	9087	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Towns Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride in the universe! Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.

We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

big, Brain, brainy insult, burns, clever comeback, clever insult, clever jibe, clever retort, cutting remark, InsultCraft, intellectual put-down, intelligent comeback, intelligent insult, quick-witted, sarcastic remark, sharp insult, sharp retort, sharp-tongued, sly insult, smart insult, smart remark, smp, witty comeback, witty insult, witty jab

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

BlockyBlingLand

BlockyBlingLand, custom furniture, custom shoes, designer clothes, Dream House, exclusive memberships, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fine art, gourmet meals, high-end electronics, high-end skincare, luxury car, luxury handbags, luxury watch, private jet, rare collectibles, Spa treatments, top-tier wines, Yacht

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	255
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Air Canada, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, CREW, emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation, flames, FlamingLandingGear, Flight, Incident, landing gear issue, Minecraft, News, Passengers, Report, runway, Safety, Server, Transportation, travel, travel disruption

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5420
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gods Slained:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

100orLess, affordable finds, bargain hunting, best purchase, budget shopping, budget-friendly shopping, cost-effective purchases, CraftyBucks, economical choices, favorite buys, frugal living, great deals, inexpensive treasures, low-cost gems, money saving, savvy shopping, smart spending, thrifty finds, Under $100, value for money, wallet-friendly items, wise investments

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	180	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ores Mined:	7917	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

2024.., CASUALTIES, casualties in 2024, casualties in Russia, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, price of war, russia, Russia conflict, Russia invasion casualties, russia news, Russia Syrskyi, Russian casualties, Russian Invasion, russian military, Server, Syrskyi, War, war casualties

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

2.., 700-year-old, Access, Ancient, Assad, Community, Conflict, cultural heritage, damascus, Fall, historical site, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, preservation, Religious, restoration, ruined, RuinedSynagogueCraft, synagogue, Syria, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

Dungeon SMP [pvp]

Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, Endless, Expanding, Fallen Gods, Grinding, Join, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, PvP, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Server Name	Dungeon SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Features	RPG, PVP

Brief Overview

Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience. Players can explore an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. The server features different classes, such as Serpent and Undead, and has a rich lore surrounding the Fallen Gods. Players can become strong by grinding and progressing in the dungeon. Join Dungeon SMP today for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience set in an endless expanding dungeon.
What classes are available on the server?	Players can choose from classes such as Serpent and Undead.
Is PVP allowed on Dungeon SMP?	Yes, PVP is allowed on the server.
How can I join Dungeon SMP?	You can join Dungeon SMP by following the link to their Discord server: https://discord.gg/WdR6MbJJ

Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

adult content, animation, Anime, boundary-pushing, creativity, cultural norms, Diversity, Entertainment, Expression, FANTASY, Intimacy, japanese, Japanese culture, Land, relationships, romance, Scene, sex, Sex scene, sexual liberation, societal expectations, spice of life, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	722
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the anime of Minecraft servers. We’re all about that spicy life, you know what I mean? We believe that every block should have a sex scene. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re all about adding that extra flavor to your gaming experience. Plus, we’re on a mission to make sure Japanese players get their fair share of action too. So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push boundaries and spice things up, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join us now and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, creative play, family time, favorite toys, first crushes, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, simpler times, smp, summer vacations, youthful energy, youthful innocence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!