| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3668 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 545 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9693 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!
Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.
2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.
4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
