A very convenient server for relaxed gameplay and communication.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4442 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2241 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1384 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 309 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
