ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8434 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1397 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
