A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 217915 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.
But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!
But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?
Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
