⚒️Saga Forge – Roleplay • Voicechat • Whitelist • Worldbuilding • Mythicmobs • Kingdoms • Dungeons • SMP 🔥

Ancient Portals, bandits, Challenging PvE, character interactions, city development, Customspawn, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy setting, Kingdoms, late medieval, Lore, Lost Kingdoms, Mythicmobs, Npcs, PvE, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Torrii Portals, Voicechat, Whitelist, Wilderness, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

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After 316 years after the Second Collapse, the Citizen of the last capitol city of The Empire witnessed the Torrii Portals reawaken from their long slumber. By the decree of Emperor Magnus Augustine II the people of the Empire are ordered to venture through the ancient portals to reclaim the lost lands of the Kingdoms, overtaken by nature, Bandits and dangerous monsters.

Forge your Story – Create a character and forge your story together with newfound friends!

Choose your Kingdom – Join one of the four lost Kingdoms of The Empire and engage with our unique Kingdom system to help rebuild it past its former glory.

Survive the Horrors of the Wilderness – Bandits were already roaming freely in the old empire lands, but now, along with the Torrii portals, ancient dark creatures have awoken all across the continent. It’s now more dangerous than ever to venture out into the wild, so be prepared and grab a few friends when going out exploring or venturing into a dungeon to uncover lost secrets of ancient past!

✅ Whitelist

🔊 Voicechat

📜 Worldbuilding & Lore

🏛️ Kingdoms

⚔️ Mythic mobs

💀 Challenging PvE

🐲 Dungeons

🧙 Roleplay

https://discord.com/invite/Jccjt7bf4R

The server is still under development so expect new additions to areas such as Mythic mobs and Dungeons, Bandits camps etc., along with balance changes!

A Saga. One forged in the deeds of our forebears. Three hundred years since the cataclysm that destroyed the world we knew and turned the first Empire, to ashes and ruin.

Shaken to oblivion, generations of progress washed away in mere moments. Just like the legends of old, and the songs of our ancestors that sang of angry gods and unnatural storms. To make it worse, the ancient and mysterious technology of the Torrii portals, that once ensured the security the Empire. blinked out, cutting off the far cities casting them into darkness and the mercy of the great tribes. But the capital lived on. Clinging to the edge of existence. from the ruins of their destroyed home, its people endured. and for more than three centuries, they rebuilt and prepared for the day when their banners would fly over their lost lands. Now is the three hundredth and sixth year of the second Empire, naught but a shadow of its former majesty. But time, time brings unexpected fortune to those with the will to take it and forge their mark on history. The Torrii portals have come alive once more. Emperor Magnus Augustine has ordered his people into the breach to reclaim their ancestral homelands, for their blood, for the gods and for the glory of the Empire. What lays beyond, and what the future holds is uncertain. But this, this is Saga Forge.-Erebus Ignis

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Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	9433	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	1016	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4120

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Farms Harvested:	830	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Farms Harvested:	943	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8470	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.