No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 291 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1764 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
