Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9101 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6161 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
