Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3520 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1887 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3737 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
