Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.
With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.
And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3469 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?
So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3768 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
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| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
