Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3515 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Enchantments Applied: | 63 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
