| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!
Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!
Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?
So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 3531 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7507 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.
And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.
Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?
Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.
So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.
But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 189 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
