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| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2352 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4446 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
