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| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 276 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 245334 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9161 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5047 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
