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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

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