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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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