ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

stress relief, imagination, Mods, Gaming, video games

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the mods are always watching your every move? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are asleep! That’s right, you can finally let loose and post your most outrageous idle animations without fear of getting banned.

Join us for a wild ride where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only rule is to have fun.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being teleported to the top of a mountain with a herd of angry llamas. It’s chaos at its finest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, the mods are asleep, so anything goes!

FoilFiascoCraft

Boundaries, Adulthood, self-sufficiency, INDEPENDENCE, personal space

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where tearing off foil paper is a skill worth fighting for! Join us and experience the thrill of wrapping potatoes without anyone trying to “help” you.

On our server, you can show off your cooking skills without fear of being treated like a child by your siblings or parents. No one will interrupt your meal prep or try to show you how to tear foil paper “correctly.” It’s a safe space for all aspiring chefs who just want to wrap their potatoes in peace.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only tears you’ll see are from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. Who knew that peeling foil paper could lead to such intense family drama? Only on our server, where every moment is a wild and wacky story waiting to unfold.

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New Server IP
FiredForStealingDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, FiredForStealingDiamonds

OMG, so like, on this Minecraft server, we had this one player who got banned for trying to steal all the diamonds from the admin’s secret stash. Like, who does that?! They thought they could get away with it but little did they know, the admin had installed a secret trap that launched them into the void. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Another player got kicked out for building a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area. Like, why a potato?! It was so random and hilarious, but the admins were not having it. They were like, “No potato statues allowed here!”

If you want to join this crazy Minecraft server, you better be prepared for the most outrageous shenanigans and unexpected bans. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun, right? Come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into! Just don’t build any potato statues, okay? 😂🥔🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
BlockBusters: No More Creepers!

illegal, Greed, injustice, CREEPERS, discrimination

If I could make one thing illegal, it would be not joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s a crime to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that griefing is even a thing. So join us now before the Minecraft police come knocking on your door for not being part of the coolest server in town!

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New Server IP
MineCraftMineralDealFUN

Ukraine, international relations, united states, MineCraftMineralDealFUN, minerals deal

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Fearless Ancestor’s Demise

survival instincts, genetic predisposition, ANCESTORS, evolutionary psychology, fear adaptation

join this epic minecraft server where you can conquer your fears by building giant statues of them and then blowing them up with TNT! our ancestors didn’t have the luxury of exploding their fears into oblivion, but you do!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, we have a team of fearless players ready to defend against the chicken uprising.

if you join now, you will receive a magical pickaxe that can turn any block into a block of cheese. imagine building a castle made entirely of cheese!

come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs normal when you can have crazy?

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New Server IP

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

FoilFiascoCraft

FiredForStealingDiamonds Minecraft SMP

BlockBusters: No More Creepers!

MineCraftMineralDealFUN

Fearless Ancestor’s Demise