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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4499 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
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