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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9529 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6615 |
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