Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	23
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

mc.kraftkings.com

New Era City

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ores Mined:	1391	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5119	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	5651
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	7603
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4924	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	3292	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3230	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	60
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	89
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	2734
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3165	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9237
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3570
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Animals Bred:	182
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175