Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3074	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

Greed Isle is a unique Survival server known for plugins to make the Survival experience more unique and better for everyone. You can play with your friends, or even make more friends! (I sure need some) The server runs on 1.17-1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	535	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

> Furniture Shop (Massive selection) > Mob Wrangling System > Preview our whole map live in-browser (Virtual Map) > Custom Music / Custom CD’s > Slimefun (A mod-like experience, no downloads necessary!) > Unique Monthly Tag Prefix System > A complete wiki with all the information you desire! > Player-run Economy, no admin shop! > Custom Items, Bosses, Vehicles, and more > Head Shop (All heads available from the start!) > Boss fights with unique rare loot > Trade System & Auction House > Custom Texture/Resource Pack > Vehicle Rental Shop > Pet/Mount Shop

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.