Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	8327
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	784	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.