Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Farms Harvested: 741
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Wreckless PVP – Factions

    Wreckless PVP – Factions

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Romania Minecraft City

    Romania Minecraft City

    Free build

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MinePrime

    MinePrime

    Awesome 24/7 Server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Legioncraft SMP

    Legioncraft SMP

    A server based on ancient Rome. Fight in the Colosseum to win awards and money and battle other players to claim their heads as your own. Sell the heads of slain monsters for profit.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BorderCraft PvP

    BorderCraft PvP

    This is a brand new pvp server! BorderCraft PvP features:

    No Lag Uptime = 24/7 Xp farms Parkour 2 pvp arenas! Factions Plot World Hunger Games Auctions And much more!!!

    Hope to see you on!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1230 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MCLoaded

    MCLoaded

    Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Nameless PvP

    Nameless PvP

    Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • vSprawl

    vSprawl

    vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Farms Harvested: 136 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • downundercraft

    downundercraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mienenkraft

    Mienenkraft

    We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

    Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mines Excavated: 4559
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • InstaCube | Leben Server

    InstaCube | Leben Server

    1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

    TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1373 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MinecraftYouPlay

    MinecraftYouPlay

    We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

    We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

    TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Celebration

    Celebration

    Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LaserCraft

    LaserCraft

    A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 287 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 9tx.org

    9tx.org

    Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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