Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3731
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 162
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7918 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 284628
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

    Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

    on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

    but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

    so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 255
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1300 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5461 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Towns Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5187 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Farms Harvested: 799 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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