Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Crops Grown: 4802

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 666 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Star Shards Collected: 84
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6873 Zombie Dances: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Farms Harvested: 658
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3608 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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