Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5719	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	642	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	735
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	1826
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4555	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5241

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!