Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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