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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZorroCraft

A minecraft server (still being set up)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

hDunno

hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

onepeace

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	255
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1299

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1047

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.