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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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