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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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