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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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