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Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Animals Bred:	196	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	938

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	655
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5655
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2795	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	118734
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1000
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Players Killed by Monsters:	901
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1