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SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2732
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3062	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	230	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	6497

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9314
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Potions Brewed:	136	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	114	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	248	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3