Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

Small, zoomers, Pump, zoomer cock, Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Cannibal Laughs Server

Server, public health crisis, death rate, cultural practices, laughs

join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!

we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.

come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft

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New Server IP

MinedHype

Griefing, Discord, Survival, Vanilla, Claims

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.minedhype.co
Website	https://minedhype.com
Version	Minecraft 1.14+
Unique Players	16,700+
Features	Mostly vanilla experience Grief protection with claims No pay-2-win Cross-play between Bedrock & Java Web-based server map

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the server IP play.minedhype.co on the default ports for Bedrock (19132) and Java (25565).

2. What type of server is MinedHype SMP?

MinedHype SMP is a friendly long-term public survival server with no pay-to-win features. It offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with grief protection and cross-play.

3. Are there any server rules?

Yes, you can find the complete list of server rules and information here.

4. Can I participate in server events?

Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes that you can join.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing is allowed only in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds with claims.

Ancient Crafters 1.20.2

Being Old, aging, Acceptance of aging, feeling misunderstood, coping with aging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget about your midlife crisis!

Who needs to be a pro athlete when you can be a pro Minecraft builder?

Experience love and friendship with our community of players who will make you feel young again.

Say goodbye to rocking chairs and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world where age is just a number.

Don’t waste your time mumbling about social media – join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime!

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New Server IP
NoLicenseNoDriveMC

NoLicenseNoDriveMC, Hoarding, unreasonable, sister, pride

🤣🚗🤪 so like, this server is like your car, but better! imagine if your car could fly and shoot lasers, that’s how epic this server is! we take great care of our players, just like you take care of your car. 🚀

so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷

join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟

🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉

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New Server IP
CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

CreeperLove, unexpected roleplay, unexpected noise, surprising experience, surprising climax

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because one time I was building a giant chicken coop and out of nowhere a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me while I was trying to tame a wild llama with a disco ball on its head. It was so random and hilarious, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s the most boujee thing you’ll ever see in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures in the blocky world!

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New Server IP

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

Cannibal Laughs Server