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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mines Excavated:	3427	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1523
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2552
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	6586	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2946
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mines Excavated:	3292

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	96/100	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1