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Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Star Shards Collected:	83
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	1273	Dragon Eggs Found:	2969

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4726
New Chunks Explored:	750313	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Potions Brewed:	103
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	351409
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	325
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9996	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	6830
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16